Who will become the most inconsequential vice presidential candidate ever?

The race for the most inconsequential vice presidential candidate ever is heating up, with potential contenders vying for the coveted spot alongside former President Donald Trump. As Trump searches for a new running mate following the fallout with Mike Pence, the question on everyone’s mind is: who will be the chosen one?

In a departure from traditional considerations like balancing the ticket or appealing to specific demographics, Trump’s selection process is focused on loyalty, usefulness in potential coup attempts, and willingness to pardon convicted insurrectionists. The list of potential candidates includes governors, senators, and even CrossFit instructors who have shown unwavering support for the former president.

One standout contender is Kari Lake, a woman who has gone to great lengths to align herself with Trump’s values and actions. From vacuuming a red carpet before his speech to adopting his communication style on social media, Lake has positioned herself as a mini-Trump in the making. Her dedication to Trump’s cause, no matter how extreme, has put her at the forefront of the veepstakes.

Despite facing criticism for her actions, including admitting to shooting a dog and engaging in political stunts, Lake remains undeterred in her quest for Trump’s approval. Her willingness to go to any lengths to please the former president has made her an early favorite for the vice presidential spot or even a potential fourth wife.

As the competition heats up and Trump weighs his options, one thing is clear: the race for the most inconsequential vice presidential candidate ever is far from over. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds and the contenders make their case for a spot on the ticket.